I’m sorry I think PK’s deal is worth way to much

person: i love that team
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies

thankyoubasedclaude:

i’m going to buy the duck whistle from that duck dynasty show and move to anaheim and follow ryan kesler around and blow it every time he tries to speak

(Source: eisbaren)